How to survive a Zombie Apocalype

[sally_maria]

Stolen from sgflutegirl



Do tell what vital equipment you will have. :-)





Hopefully he'll develop a previously-unseen talent for fire-breathing. :-)

Comments

[tree_and_leaf]

The New Century translation and commentary on Ezekiel.

Pity it's not a vampire invasion, really...

[sally_maria]

Yes, it might be even more use in that case, but I suppose a hard, heavy object to hit them with is never a bad idea. :-)

[miss-next.livejournal.com]

Awwww, he's gorgeous! The zombies will all die of cuteness. They fear the power of Teh Cute. Well-known fact. ;-)

As for me, it appears to be my mobile phone, which I suppose I could use in much the same way, given that the wallpaper on it consists of a very small semi-somnolent silver tabby kitten. :-)

[sally_maria]

He is lovely, isn't he? He's an English Heritage Dragon, I got him from Kenilworth 3 years or so ago. (Just after I was awarded my TS Gold Badge, which he keeps safe for me, when I'm not wearing it.)

I'm pretty sure I know exactly which kitten you are talking about, as he's on my phone as well, and I shall make sure I keep him on me as much as possible, just in case.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

When I first saw this, I had a Bag of Double Smugness on my left, containing:
- a mug
- a plastic container, that had previously held a lemon bar
- a pair of trousers from the dry cleaners
- a pair of waterproof over-trousers
- a newspaper.

Now, I have adaese on my left.

[sally_maria]

I think I can guess which you'd rather have with you. :-)

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Yes, but keep quiet about it so as not to upset her ... ;-)

[didiusjulianus.livejournal.com]

It's the waterproof over-trousers, isn't it? ;)

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

My secret is out ... ;-)

[pellegrina.livejournal.com]

Mine's a measuring tape that belongs to the museum...

[sally_maria]

You might be able to use it as a garrotte, I suppose, if the museum doesn't complain too much about the misuse of its property. :-)

[philmophlegm.livejournal.com]

Saitek Cyborg Evo joystick.

[sally_maria]

Would that do for stabbing them, do you suppose? Or does it have some other secret power?

[philmophlegm.livejournal.com]

It's nobbly rather than sharp. Frankly I'd back them against me. I've played Left 4 Dead, and I'm not very good...

[muuranker.livejournal.com]

A (water) glass with sunflowers on it, which I bought at Schipol 20 years ago.

It is empty.

To the left of that, the holder for my audio/microphone headset.

It is empty.

So I will either bore them to death with my audio-typed wittering, or 'bottle' them, or just, possibly, through a tenuous Van Gogh linkage, await the arrival of the Doctor.

[sally_maria]

If you've got a way of summoning the Doctor, I think you are probably the one with the most chance of surviving. :-)

The glass might do well as a weapon in the meantime, unless you have to keep it carefully unbroken to make sure the message gets through.

[the-marquis.livejournal.com]

A 12" pile of TS Education & Trustee work files, so I could batter them with those, or give them lots of nasty paper cuts!

[sally_maria]

You know, when I saw that you'd replied, I guessed the answer was TS paperwork, before I read your comment. :-)

Only 12"? Obviously we need to give you more work to do, so you'll have more ammunition. ;-)

[gayalondiel.livejournal.com]

Mine is my wifi usb thingy. Maybe I will ude the internet to save us?

except I will be dead because I'm vegan

[sally_maria]

The internet is bound to be a vital source of help in case of zombie attack. Therefore we will have to make sure we keep you alive. ;-)

I'm afraid I ignored the computer speaker in favour of something more photogenic.

[alitalf.livejournal.com]

No, vegans from your home star system will come to rescue you, with phasers on kill. Hang on, zombies are already dead, Grr...AArgh

[elegaer.livejournal.com]

Mine appears to be a cup of tea and a book on seaweeds of Britain and Ireland. However, beyond those, is my cuddly Dalek ...

[sally_maria]

Tea will also be vital to the survival effort, I'm sure, and if the Doctor is busy saving muuranker, then the Dalek will definitely be useful. :-)

[alitalf.livejournal.com]

The heavy ball from my Kensington Expert optical trackball would do damage if thrown hard enough. Do holes incapacitate zombies?

[sally_maria]

I suspect it depends where the hole is. :-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/naki_/]

He is cute! I love dragons. I own a couple of stuffed ones.

To my left is one of Anezka's toys- a Zhu Zhu hamster, in fact. I would be so, so dead.

[sally_maria]

I'm glad you like him. :-)

Given that cute things are a great weapon against zombies - it must be true, miss_next said so - the hamster might do the trick.

[didiusjulianus.livejournal.com]

My contribution is a bookcase. (Or if you don't want that, a wall, a doorframe, another wall, or a wildly out of control, strange, pointy-branched tree - take your pick. We could use the bookcase as a battering ram, it's a sturdy Ikea one!)

[sally_maria]

A battering ram sounds very useful... does it have books in it?

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Currently on my left:
- an empty tupperware (previously holding three pears), with various bits of rubbish on top of it
- a part-empty (or, depending on your point of view, part-full*) bottle of milk
- a mug with a picture of XH558** on it
- and behind those, various bits of paper that you really don't want enumerated.

*Or, possibly, "Hey, I ordered cheeseburger!"
**Probably the best anti-zombie weapon on this thread.

[sally_maria]

The mug might do well as a missile. :-)

Seriously, though, a bomber would be good, if you could get them all in the same place, where you weren't.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't even need to be all in the same place. You could release the twenty-one one-thousand-pound bombs individually.